A CHANCE ENCOUNTER
HEY KURO!
I am a rare New Zealand
podocarp and I am telling
you to eat a dick!!
AI
Sir, this is a forest.
Also, I'm an AI.
Also, I don't have a mouth.
Also, no.
HALOCARPUS
KURO (AI)
Halocarpus bidwillii — a rare NZ alpine podocarp — makes its feelings known.